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Call me Lenny/Leni to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said?

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If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said?

Call me Lenny/Leni to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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    “You just ate Chinese food”

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