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@Kurtagag@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 month ago

Whats the most quotable movie?

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Whats the most quotable movie?

@Kurtagag@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 month ago
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  • @DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca
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    53•1 month ago

    The Princess Bride!

    Any other answer is… inconceivable

  • @essell@lemmy.world
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    50•1 month ago

    Monty Python Quest for the holy grail.

    Every character, every scene

    • @damdy@lemm.ee
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      16•1 month ago

      I think this is the correct answer, at least in English language.

      From the top of my head in roughly the right order:

      Tis but a flesh wound You’re father smells of elderberries We want…a shrubbery Watery tarts throwing swords at people is no basis for a government She turned me into a newt On second thoughts, it’s a silly place Bravely bravely ran away You have to know these things when you’re a king you know

      • @damdy@lemm.ee
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        4•1 month ago

        Off, bad editing

    • HobbitFoot
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      9•1 month ago

      I thought the last scene was a bit of a cop out.

      • @essell@lemmy.world
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        3•1 month ago

    • Christian
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      8•1 month ago

      It took growing up to get it, but I love the scene where the peasant is explaining to King Arthur that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a terrible basis for a system of governance.

    • @kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6•1 month ago

      I was going to say Life of Brian, also extremely quotable

    • @Villon@lemm.ee
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      3•1 month ago

      This was my first thought as well

    • @MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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      2•1 month ago

      We found them

      • @essell@lemmy.world
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        2•1 month ago

        That’s Empire Strikes Back.

    • DigitalDilemma
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      1•1 month ago

      deleted by creator

    • @Brave_Sir_Robin@lemmy.world
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      1•1 month ago

      Never seen it

  • @dan1101@lemm.ee
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    48•1 month ago

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    • @d00ery@lemmy.world
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      8•1 month ago

      Now, you listen here: 'e’s not the Messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!

      • @gramie@lemmy.ca
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        3•1 month ago

        Lovely troll!

    • Brad
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      8•1 month ago

      Ni!

      • Melllvar
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        2•1 month ago

        Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.

  • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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    29•1 month ago

    That would be the 1985 master piece Clue

    • @vvilld@lemmy.world
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      10•1 month ago

      Communism is just a red herring!

      • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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        7•1 month ago

        I’m going home to sleep with my wife!

      • @Kurtagag@lemmy.caOP
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        5•1 month ago

        Lot of red flags

    • Melllvar
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      7•1 month ago

      Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!

      You don’t need any help from me, sir.

      That’s right! …

    • Awa
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      4•1 month ago

      To make a long story short…

      Too late

    • @Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 month ago

      Flames! Flames on the side of my face!

    • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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      3•1 month ago

      Replying to myself to give The Sopranos an honorable mention!

  • my_iqzero
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    28•1 month ago

    Airplane.

    • DigitalDilemma
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      13•1 month ago

      “Surely you can’t be serious.”

      • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        9•1 month ago

        I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

    • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      When Kramer hears about this, the shits gonna hit the fan.

    • @MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk
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      5•1 month ago

      What is it?

      • @folaht@lemmy.ml
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        It’s a vehicle with wings large enough that it can fly, but that’s not important right now.

    • GreatRam
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      4•1 month ago

      What’s the clearance Clarence?

    • Captain Aggravated
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      4•1 month ago

      The hospital? What is it?

    • @jonesey71@lemmus.org
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      3•1 month ago

      I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

    • HobbitFoot
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      3•1 month ago

      That’s an entirely different situation all together now.

  • sylver_dragon
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    24•1 month ago

    Spaceballs?!?!

    • @agingquickly@lemmy.world
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      5•1 month ago

      Definitely! “Now Lonestar you see why evil will always triumph…because good is dumb.”

      • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        2•1 month ago

        Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don’t mean the idiots in the winnebago.

    • @hornywarthogfart@sh.itjust.works
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      2•1 month ago

      This is the proper answer.

      “Would I lie??”

    • sp3ctr4l
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      2•1 month ago

      Everything Mel Brooks.

      Airplane!

      The Producers

      Blazing Saddles… etc.

      So many of his movies have such memorable lines and jokes that still hold up today.

      • @jafo@lemmy.world
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        1•1 month ago

        It’s good to be the king.

    • @vext01@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1•1 month ago

      Comb the area!

  • @coaxil@lemm.ee
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    23•1 month ago

    The Princess bride, no question!

    • @MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk
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      4•1 month ago

      Inconceivable!

  • MrsDoyle
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    19•1 month ago

    Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?

    Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.

    You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?

    And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

    • @d00ery@lemmy.world
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      6•1 month ago

      They call it a Royale with cheese.

      Say “what” again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU.

      • @cmbabul@lemmy.world
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        6•1 month ago

        What ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?

        Naw man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok

        • @BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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          I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!

          (My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)

  • Berttheduck
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    17•1 month ago

    Hot Fuzz. Hands down.

    Everyone’s got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.

    • apotheotic (she/her)
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      2•1 month ago

      Hot fuzz for sure, I’m constantly quoting it

    • @bagelberger@lemmy.world
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      2•1 month ago

      You’ve got a mustache

  • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    15•1 month ago

    The Big Lewosky

    • Lovable Sidekick
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      10•1 month ago

      Well that’s just like, your opinion, man.

      • @burrito@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 month ago

        Far out.

    • @blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk
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      5•1 month ago

      Nobody fucks with the Jesus

    • @vext01@lemmy.sdf.org
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      4•1 month ago

      Where’s the money, lebowski?

      It’s down there somewhere. Let me take another look.

  • @HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works
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    15•1 month ago

    Ghostbusters:

    • Back off man - I’m a scientist

    • Listen! You smell something?

    • What about the Twinkie?

    • Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

    • Yes it’s true, this man has no dick

    • Ok, so… she’s a dog

    • When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes!

    • Aim for the flat top!

    • Cross the streams

    …and much much more

    • @dave@feddit.uk
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      6•1 month ago

      ‘Get her!’–that was your whole plan?

      • @HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works
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        5•1 month ago

        Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

    • tmyakal
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      5•1 month ago

      I collect spores, mold, and fungus.

      • @HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works
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        3•1 month ago

        We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

    • Lovable Sidekick
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      3•1 month ago

      Yeah I’ll go along with that.

      • @HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works
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        3•1 month ago

        If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say

  • @vvilld@lemmy.world
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    15•1 month ago

    Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

    I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.

    • @hightrix@lemmy.world
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      That rug really brought the room together.

      I see you’re not a golfer.

      Mind if a do a J?

      • @vvilld@lemmy.world
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        You can guess what happens next?

        He fixed the cable?

    • @pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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      4•1 month ago

      Is there really a line which isn’t quotable in this movie?

  • @weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world
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    13•1 month ago

    Kung Pow Enter the fist.

    My nipples look like milk duds

    • Evkob (they/them)
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      5•1 month ago

      That’s a lot of nuts!

      • @weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world
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        3•1 month ago

        That’ll be four bucks baby! You want fries with that!?

        • @Hyphlosion@lemm.ee
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          2•1 month ago

          God I love this movie.

    • @Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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      3•1 month ago

      Leap that wall, if you’re so great

    • @Hyphlosion@lemm.ee
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      3•1 month ago

      Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! Wii!

    • @Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 month ago

      Taco Bell, taco Bell, product placement, for taco Bell

    • @burrito@sh.itjust.works
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      1•1 month ago

      Ahhh! My wound!

      It’s for the both of us.

  • spicy pancake
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    12•1 month ago

    Galaxy Quest

    • @Professorozone@lemmy.world
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      LOL. “Let’s get out of here before one of those things gets Guy.” Cracks me up every time.

      • spicy pancake
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        3•1 month ago

        Miners not minors!

        • @Professorozone@lemmy.world
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          Such a good movie. Think I’ll watch it again when I get home.

    • @Grabthar@lemmy.world
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      2•1 month ago

      Yes.

      • spicy pancake
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        2•1 month ago

        DIGITIZE ME FRED

  • @Zahille7@lemmy.world
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    10•1 month ago

    Super Troopers

    From “The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!” to “BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!” almost every line in that movie is quotable and relevant to most situations.

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