Charging them 20x a week sounds ridiculous.

Ostrich and reindeer are both very good

I’d repair the bikes of people with broken bikes who need their bike fixed so they can get on their repaired bikes and cycle off on their bike.

Bike

Not for learning by ear, but Guitar Pro is really good for slowing down and looping. Songsterr is also good.

Especially if its a few years down the line when you’re already a few grand in to their system

No I don’t.

There is a solution

5!?!? Are you trying to get yourself sectioned?

I’ve got a great Plexi sound from my Helix and Les Paul for playing Led Zeppelin numbers.

Yes. Small socks.

If, instead, you like lists of designer clothes, sound systems and skincare regimes, then I highly recommend American Psycho. Genuinely, I loved it.

Him & Her

Red boxes are very on trend at the moment, everyone is saying so

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

Kids love laughing. Comedy is all about subterfuge and up-ending expectations. “Trolling” is the same. Kids make up the worst unfunny jokes as they don’t understand what makes a joke funny instead of ridiculous, but they do understand the art of the unexpected.

The Gear Page is very active as are sister sites like strat forums, my les paul etc

Talk photography

Fred Miranda photography forums

Av forums

Watchuseek

What HiFi

I used to live on the winamp forums, but I haven’t for a long time and it’s pretty dead now.

Alas, the rectangular light box shone the wrong pattern. Woe betide the unfortunate soul enslaved to a life of misery and torture to cajole the light box to shine such the ugly sisters spare the beatings.

That Celine Dion one that kicked off the auto tune craze. The world would be a better place without it ever having existed.

I try playing the guitar and taking photos.

I also have to deal with spinning rust at work and working with large programs (Visual Studio in my case), but I don’t blame the modern large software for not running well on 1990s hardware.