I recently meet someone and was going to ask them to describe themselves in a paragraph. I realized I wasn’t able to do it myself. I also wasn’t sure how they would react. I thought I would ask here first and see how you folks react.

I’ll define paragraph as three to four sentences.

    • randomcruftOP
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      26 days ago

      FBI… maybe… NSA… little less likely… Facebook… NEVER!!! 🤣

    • randomcruftOP
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      08 days ago

      Hmmm, fair… it could come across as such. Hence not actually asking it. Your comment would make me lean toward not asking at all.

      Appreciate the perspective.

    • randomcruftOP
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      38 days ago

      Ha! Yeah, if anyone actually responds please don’t do that!! 🙂

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      isnt your big ass-dick causing you fissures and/or excessive stretching?

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      So you’ve got another body part instead of a penis or a penis that is shaped in such a way that it only fits into one hole only and only with people who have giant butts?

      Must be horrible

  • That sounds horribly transactional. Like you’re asking people to apply for a job as your friend.

    That may just be me, but I wouldn’t react well if someone approached conversation like a job interview.

    • randomcruftOP
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      28 days ago

      As stated fair point. Again, coming to the collective to gather data helps us be better people. Didn’t actually ask, and feedback suggests don’t do it… as such I won’t.

      Thanks for responding, appreciated!!

      • It’s an interesting idea. I think it’s just the phrasing. You’re giving someone, socially and conversationally, an instruction. That’s bound to illicit a knee jerk “you’re not the boss of me!” reaction, mentally if not verbally.

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          17 days ago

          I can absolutely see that as a way this question could be interpreted. It felt like a “bright idea” at the time but, not so much now. My plan is to just keep letting things play out as they have been.

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    Long and hairy, hard to carry. Grumpy but tolerable in small doses. Absurd at any dose.

  • Secret Music
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    Daydreamer that dreamt themself out of a functional life. Not just a late bloomer but still a sprout. A hopeful idealistic child in the body of a jaded misanthropic adult. I dance to a tune playing in my earphones where only I can hear it most of the time, unless someone is close enough.

    • randomcruftOP
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      28 days ago

      Your third sentence sounds like something I would say. Thank you so much for sharing.

      I hope others get a chance to hear your tune and maybe help you not be such a misanthrope. But, continue being a daydreamer

    • randomcruftOP
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      17 days ago

      That would be a completely acceptable answer! An answer this person might have given as well. Which would make things awkward after that. You perspective is noted.

      Thanks!!

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    I’m a jack of all trades master of none and Maker. I’m not afraid of being alone both physically and metaphorically. I care about other people far more than most realize, but on my terms like how I often see potential beyond what others see in themselves. My humor, curiosity, abstractions, and occasional cynicism are often misunderstood but have nuance in most cases.

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      Your response is great and appreciated. I think when this question originally came to me, I was thinking of this type of answer.

      I think others have provided a good point for the question itself and I probably won’t ask it. You taking the time to respond was helpful!!

  • I Cast Fist
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    38 days ago

    Foolish fool, I can expand a single sentence into several pages!!!

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      Fair… another reason I was asking the collective. Was curious how many may say it was unpossible to do in a few sentences.

      (It’s the Simpsons, don’t harass me for spelling 😁)

    • randomcruftOP
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      28 days ago

      Not sure I follow. Would you be willing to expand on this?

      I also apologize. I met someone IRL and this question came to mind. I have not asked for / seen any social media profiles.

      However you are correct, they could have something posted that “sums them up”. I’m just not aware. We just recently met.

      Appreciate the response!!

  • @Yermaw@lemm.ee
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    38 days ago

    I’d just copy/paste the lyrics from “what’s my age again?” By Blink 182.

    Pretty much sums it up.

    • randomcruftOP
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      18 days ago

      Hahah, that’s too much 🤣 I doubt you’re that bad!! Fun song though!! Thank you!

    • randomcruftOP
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      17 days ago

      That’s a fair response. A bit extreme IMO but everyone has a different perspective on this.

      For context, it would have been asked during a phone call not a message. However, they could have hung up and never said anything to me again.

      The final consensus, for me, is this question should be left out of the conversation.

      I do appreciate you taking the time to provide your perspective, thanks!!