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HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner?

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What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner?

HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Everyone who attends the dinner party is guaranteed to get laid that same night.

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      There’s a monkey’s-paw-style story in there somewhere about dramatic, ironic consequences, but I don’t know that I want to bring it into the world by writing it.

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      Funny, considering swingers have adopted the pineapple as their symbol.

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