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irelephant [he/him]🍭 to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 3 months ago

Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.

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Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.

irelephant [he/him]🍭 to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 3 months ago
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  • @Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      35•3 months ago

      I would guess 200,000.

      • @IttihadChe@lemmy.ml
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        29•3 months ago

        Average Health Insurance CEO

  • @andrewta@lemmy.world
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    Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      30•3 months ago

      Playing with a cat.

      • @LowtierComputer@lemmy.world
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        13•3 months ago

        You’re so reasonable!

  • @KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee
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    What is your favorite pizza topping?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      32•3 months ago

      Cranberry.

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      21•3 months ago

      I threw up a little in my mouth.

  • ParlaMint
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    Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      28•3 months ago

      Hitler.

      • @Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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        10•3 months ago

        You awful, awful person.

  • @DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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    Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      30•3 months ago

      Yeah! I think they’re cute.

  • @TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee
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    Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      30•3 months ago

      ಠ_ಠ

      • @s3rvant@lemmy.ml
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        15•3 months ago

        These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      23•3 months ago

      Yes.

    • ParlaMint
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      11•3 months ago

      Brutal

  • @serfraser@sopuli.xyz
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    Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?

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      22•3 months ago

      I don’t know any.

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      19•3 months ago

      I am irrationally angry.

  • @DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone
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    Why do you throw litter out of your car?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      23•3 months ago

      Why not?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      16•3 months ago

      God fucking dammit.

  • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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    How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      At least 2 meters.

  • @Alice@beehaw.org
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    I’m pregnant and it’s yours. :( What do you want me to do?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      14•3 months ago

      Crush it.

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      11•3 months ago

      …oh

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    What’s your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      21•3 months ago

      Seems confusing.

      • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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        Damn, I don’t even need to edit to make you look bad.

        • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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          33•3 months ago

          I’m not american.

  • @MTK@lemmy.world
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    Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?

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      15•3 months ago

      I would say about 40. A shovel would help.

  • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.

  • TacoButtPlug
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    Do you like it in the butt?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      Yes.

  • @Notorious_handholder@lemmy.world
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    Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?

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      10•3 months ago

      Probably sudan or one of those countries.

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