• Metostopholes
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    131 day ago

    I was a penguin. I was waiting in line at the Harold Washington library in Chicago to get an autograph from Neal Stephenson. I had to keep looking over my shoulder, because there were wanted posters up everywhere with my penguin face on them, because I was being hunted for a crime I didn’t commit.

    • Chris
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      21 hours ago

      Had you been watching Wallace & Gromit?

    • metaStatic
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      81 day ago

      I wish my weird dreams where whimsical instead of deeply upsetting