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@Beastlygr@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 7 months ago

Had to dig under my foundation. What should I put in the whole when they fill it in?

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Had to dig under my foundation. What should I put in the whole when they fill it in?

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@Beastlygr@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 7 months ago
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    A locked safe

    • Snot Flickerman
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      7 months ago

      An EMPTY locked safe.

      As is tradition.

      • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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        17•7 months ago

        Leave a spider in it.

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          Expected treasure, but safe contained a live panther; would not buy again.

          apologies to XKCD

      • @Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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        Empty save for claw marks on the inside, and the creepiest doll you can find.

    • @Moops@lemmy.world
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      34•7 months ago

      Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.

      • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        6•7 months ago

        Shoebox

        • @MrVilliam@lemmy.world
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          6•7 months ago

          Filled with jolly ranchers.

          • @AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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            4•7 months ago

            Cum box?

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              4•7 months ago

              Bathtub.

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                1•7 months ago

                Doritos

      • @QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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        What am I missing

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          7 months ago

          There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.

          Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.

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