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@CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

If you were home and had five minutes to hide from foreign agents who were coming to hunt you down, where would you hide?

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If you were home and had five minutes to hide from foreign agents who were coming to hunt you down, where would you hide?

@CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @fubarx@lemmy.ml
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    4•1 year ago

    If I had one, inside the septic tank with a snorkel.

    • @InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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      7•1 year ago

      Just as a cautionary warning, but the gases in there could kill you

      • @boogetyboo@aussie.zone
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        2•1 year ago

        Now you’ve ruined their weekend plans

        Also I’m just giggling at the kind advice you’ve given just in case anyone was considering snorkeling in a vat of human excrement.

        • @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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          1•1 year ago

          Jackass did it, and they gave the usual “don’t try this” disclaimer as well

      • @ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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        2•1 year ago

        And if they don’t, you’ll wish they had.

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