I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

  • @DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com
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    212 years ago

    I already have mine, and it frustrates my wife no end. I’m Always Finds a Parking Spot Right Near Where We’re Going Man, but only if I’m the one driving. When she’s driving we end up on the wrong side of the parking lot.

    • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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      102 years ago

      Haha I used to know a guy with a similar ability.

      Then my family started praying to this person in the car whenever we were struggling to find a parking spot haha

      • @sigh@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Then my family started praying to this person in the car

        Jesus, take the wheel

    • @Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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      32 years ago

      I’ve got a friend like that, we like to joke that she sold her soul to the devil for perfect parking in San Francisco.