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asudox to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Lemmings, why did you decide to never confess to someone that you liked so much?

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Lemmings, why did you decide to never confess to someone that you liked so much?

asudox to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    27•2 years ago

    Cause I was the gender they weren’t into (repeat x30).

    • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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      3•2 years ago

      Where are all the bi folk when you need 'em

      • @boringbisexual@lib.lgbt
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        9•2 years ago

        Sup

        • @cubedsteaks@lemmy.today
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          3•2 years ago

          name checks out.

        • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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          2•2 years ago

          That’s so sweet, you named yourself after me!

          • @boringbisexual@lib.lgbt
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            2•2 years ago

            ♥️

            • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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              4•2 years ago

              So, uhhhh…

              You forklift certified?

              • @boringbisexual@lib.lgbt
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                5•2 years ago

                I am actually lol.

                • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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                  3•2 years ago

                  Oh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are

                  • @boringbisexual@lib.lgbt
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                    3•2 years ago

                    Well I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…

                • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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                  3•2 years ago

                  SPLOOSH

                  • @boringbisexual@lib.lgbt
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                    3•2 years ago

                    Alright, everybody form an orderly line…

      • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 years ago

        While that’s ideal, yes, I’d settle for more lesbians. 😄

        • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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          1•2 years ago

          Two people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don’t they

          • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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            2 years ago

            Lesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill’er.

            (My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it’s both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn’t help myself)

            • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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              1•2 years ago

              Tasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid

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