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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Do you have dream paralysis? That’s what I think I have.

    Whatever the dream is, and there are a variety of situations, but I’m ‘stuck’. I’m dreaming but I can’t move.

    I strain to get free and move but can’t break free.

    At the end of the dream I wake up, usually wrapped up in bedsheets and physically aching from trying to unbind myself.

    As an example, I had a dream where I was on a reality TV show. The point was to get from point A to point B. I was really struggling to crawl to point B. Then I saw my body on the floor being attended to by an EMT. Seeing my body with the EMT triggered something and I woke up as I was physically stepping out of the bed in real life.








  • My mother.

    She was returning something on a slow night at Best Buy.

    We did not make it past the tween greeter at the front door before she unleashed!

    Mom went off. The way she was talking, you would think he, personally, did something to harm her. This kid was standing there, shrinking away, with what looked like his girlfriend standing next to him. He was a door greeter, had no control or decisive role in any way.

    Of course, she called a manager.

    I feel real bad for that kid but love embarrassing my mother by recounting that true tale to others.






  • This is for Stall Action: There are 4 stalls.

    Almost every guy takes the stall closest to the door, so I never take that stall. Since almost every guy takes the first stall, I never take the second stall cuz, eww.

    The fourth stall is the handicap stall. While roomier and equipped with handlebars should the need arise, I do not use this stall.

    Therefore, the third stall is my unloading port of choice as it seems to get the least use.