Have you tried Days Gone? It had a rough launch, but it ended up being quite good, IMO. Might be worth a look.

It was on sale

It would be ok if you figured it out. There’s dozens of us!

I don’t think I thought that all the way through.

I share my name with a former baseball catcher that is most noted for an incident at home plate where he punched a guy that probably deserved it. I rarely get called on it though, he was not that well known, and he has been retired more than a decade.

The names are both common enough that there have been a few other notables with it as well, like the cinematographer that married a fairly high profile Hollywood actress a few years back.

I thought that cars were powered by the jet propulsion coming from the exhaust pipe.

Rollerblades

Masturbate, with easy cleanup