toomanypancakes

If someone deserves empathy and the right to speak freely for proclaiming people like me are monsters, and advocating for me to have fewer human rights, then I deserve the right to punch them in their stupid face.

If they deserve empathy and the right to speak freely about proclaiming other people subhuman, I still deserve the right to punch them in their stupid face. Bigotry has no place in polite society.

Just two.

Oh no, the penis is as tremendously caustic as it is girthy. BJs can cause mild tissue damage from the dickacid that takes a few days to heal, so you gotta only provide a beej when you have some time before the next show to recover.

I had that happen to me once, but I reassured them it was only ice cream on my face

Disability lawyers. Don’t get me wrong, there are good ones. But I see so many that make people do everything themselves, help exactly zero with anything after the initial application, and they take a cut of the proceeds if people’s applications are approved. They do something allegedly if the case is escalated up to a judge, but many of them that I’ve dealt with seem incompetent at best and predatory at worst.

Barnacles have the longest penis relative to body size out of all animals.

I’m fine with whatever delusions people want to hold as long as they do it away from me. I’m just not interested in thanking a fictional character who hates me.