If you haven’t seen it or heard anything about it, I think Memento applies.

Would you be satisfied with 100% minus 1 person?

Daycare provider. They’re saints, and I doubt I could last a single day.

I mean…you can kill him once you take him out of the story.

You can turn off the swiping gesture. I’ve done it on my AppleTV, and it is WAY better.

Yes, swiping works well on a phone…because there are no buttons. I don’t want to swipe on my TV remote, my car radio, my laptop screen, and fridge, my door handle…

It is absolutely okay to say, “I don’t know.”

I’d argue this is true even in instances where you should know as it will save time, damages, and/or misinformation.

I’m starting to feel like an old man. Why must everything be a video online?

Same here. At a family get together my older sister and the other older kids decided they wanted to watch Aliens.

I was all, “yeah, that’s cool. I’m cool. I’ll totally stay in here too.”

That movie scared. The. Shit. Out of 9 year old me.