There’s an expression in French, “enculage de mouches”. Literally means “fucking flies in the ass” and, figuratively, refers to being impossibly pedantic and nitpicky. Closest equivalent in English would be “splitting hairs” I think

The strobe light problem might also be caused by putting a LED that’s not dimmer-compatible on a dimmer switch

Motherfucker put a trigger warning on that shit

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Zalgo?

Didn’t know about this. How long are we talking, minutes, hours?

Yeah, that’s fair. Still curved though. In my defense I had it right in my brain, the idea got garbled on its way to the keyboard

Aaaaactchhhually a frozen lake would follow the local curvature of the earth, even assuming ideal conditions and crystal formation and so on

Shortstop’s the best position they is.