One of them is dead, so his security is perfect. I’m hoping the other one ups his security game real soon now (due to natural causes, obviously).

I downvoted it because it’s not funny. It’s real, valuable information. It’s not the kind of thing that belongs in c/nottheonion because there’s nothing odd or funny about it.

I don’t disagree at all but I know it bugs some people, so here we are.

Truly an historic effort by OP

You have a slightly confusing typo in the title. I initially read it as “uninstalled” because you have “unstalled” in the title.

Why does your car have ESP? Sounds like a privacy nightmare!

Also, why is the a button for electro-convulsive therapy (aka shock treatment)?

Are you driving some kind of bizarre mind control car?

They’re using relay hacks to activate the fob while it’s not near the car.

Unless you’re out of blue ink, then you can’t print black coffee, even if your black cartridge is full.

Must be a regional thing because for me “our” always sounds like “hour” no matter what

If you’re talking about the florida gov not taking Biden and Harriss’s calls, that won’t hold up aid at all. He has spoken with the head of FEMA, which is what actually starts the ball rolling.

If you’re referring to the GOP voting against FEMA and disaster relief funding bills… fuckifiknow

No, originally the first three digits designated where you lived when you requested your SSN. The middle two were also not sequential. The final four digits were the only purely sequential ones.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_Security_number

Thanks for the confirmation, robobruddah

AFAIK ex-presidents aren’t allowed to leave the country without specific permission, due to all the classified crap in their heads. If one tried to flee the country, it would be their detail’s duty to detain them.

Heck, they’re not even allowed to drive in public roads… not that Trump has probably ever driven a car.

I’ve never tried one, but now it seems I have to.

Cinnamon apple jelly should be more common too! (Not apple butter… fuck Apple butter).

Apple cinnamon all the things!

Usually just a small amount of food is enough, but your pharmacist should talk to you the first time you fill the prescription and tell you if more is necessary

From Serious Eats:

First off, it’s true: mushrooms do absorb water when you wash them, but it’s only about 2% of their total weight, or, translated to volume, that’s about 1 1/2 teaspoons of water per pound, which in turn translates to an extra 15 to 30 seconds of cooking time.

“Soggy” is an exaggeration.

There are a lot of people who think, largely due to misinformed cooking shows, that you shouldn’t wash mushrooms, just wipe them off.

If you want them washed, maybe say “Hey, I can help out by washing those for you.”

Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young.

Paper towels, for most of my life (I’m old AF), were as long as they were wide. Square, they were. Bounty originated select-a-size by perforating them twice as frequently, so they were half as long as wide. Others eventually followed suit and now youngsters think that’s how it’s always been.

I’m not sure if it’s even possible to mix two sources with Bluetooth multipoint. I’ve never seen a device that could.

The few that I’ve seen that can mix sources have all had Bluetooth plus a wireless dongle and they could mix the two connections.