Disney execs have never heard of Tail Spin and even if they did they assume no one else has.

They remake the same blockbuster movies hoping lightning strikes twice.

Once upon a time, racists would put racial deed restrictions on a house (you could only sell it to another white buyer).

When that was thrown out, HOAs were a work-around (I’ve been told. Not completely sure how they could just veto a sale to someone with melanin).

Today, HOAs manage communal property and services (eg landscaping and community pools). The little Hitlers will also put some light fascism in the rules. Some understandable like leaving trash cans out indefinitely. Some less so like exterior paint colors.

I’m generally not a fan of HOA for single family homes, but I’ve yet to hear of an alternative for multi family buildings (“condos” in most of America). How else do you decide what gets done to communal space?

Are you okay?

You’re missing the point.

They’re adults. Treat them as such.

I don’t understand this infantilizing of women. At least half the women at the gym and yoga studio are in sports bras.

Should I tell them they are victims of male gaze and the tyranny of sponsorships, and they would be happier if they covered up more?

Or are they adults who can dress themselves?

Donald doesn’t pay.

Probably astrology since it’s a myth based on the three stars in Orion’s Belt which “follow” Sirius, the brightest star. In many places, Sirius dips below the horizon in late winter and reappears in the new year.

Right around Epiphany.

Physics.

What?

One day they will back their way into reinventing Lisp and the prophesy will be fulfilled.

For the same reason every engineer looks at legacy code and says “this is too complicated! I’m throwing this out and starting over” only to find out the hard way that the “complication” was a decade worth of requirements.

Hubris.

Reply: “yep, that’s a chain.”

It shrinks?

He loves a good double giraffe jerk.

No. It’s not a truck. It’s a series of tubes.

He’s really not going to like what comes after “tax the rich,” then.