accuses of cheating on his penis-messurement (apparently they really do that)

Oh damn that’s crazy…

Only kind of related, but I always thought women in combat sports with big breasts are at a disadvantage because of weight classes. Like maybe they should weigh their tits and subtract it from the total? I can’t be the only one who’s ever thought about this right? Lol

I love fan death

Dry drowning… That shit is low key terrifying

How is that working out for him right now?

Uh I mean, presumably just fine?

Not everyone is a seething fucking loser

“amphetamine” is an entire class of drugs, that includes Adderall.

Ah yes, the well known American invention, the guillotine

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Try 10+ years

People still think the NYT is some left leaning (or even “far left” in some circles) source. It’s fucking absurd.

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Bro what the fuck are you even talking about

Already heard it for about 20 years of my life

Oh. It’s this guy.

It’s so fucking bad. Always has been. And coming on directly after Seinfeld only highlighted how supremely unfunny the show was.

I honestly judge people irl who tell me they think Friends is funny. I truly cannot stop myself.

Ok, but you’re still being irrational… Their advertising choices are not at all related to real life side effects of the drug. The moth was probably thought up by an overworked, unpaid intern during a brainstorming session.

I feel sorry for those who have never felt the excitement of changing their beliefs based on new evidence or understanding, especially when due to their own hubris.

Not only is it sad, nearly everything wrong with the world right now can be boiled down to this character flaw

When walking on the sidewalk you pass on the right.

You walk on the right, but if someone is slow, and there’s no room on the right, you can def pass them on the left. Like driving.

You heard them

The Prime show Hunters has Al Pacino and is about hunting down Nazis… It’s alright.

If he were going to physically harm you or your family in any way, he wouldn’t be harassing you on the phone.

I think it’s dangerous to apply logic and reason to these people.