orenj [he/they]

Im fixing this guys printer or whatever on the far side of the workshop and notice that the only decoration he has at his desk is a pair of ‘8’ magnets pushed together on his filing cabinet. Thats the whole story because i fixed that printer and got out of there fast, lol

Isnt this the one that flips over if you look at it too fast? I also pick this one

No way lol. Play Omikron the Nomad Soul

Literally just throw it wherever. You know the milk you bought most recently, only open it after finishing the older one.

What do you mean you have 3 milks, wtf

You’d probably also get downvoted IRL for saying this out loud south of the mason-dixon line, too

I dont want to

I think its $12/hr compensation, and fuel only gets reimbursed if you gotta drive for more than an hour to show up. I got my letter on my desk, but its for an undetermined date in july

Fuck it, lets teleport. Who cares if death is the means of transport if continuity is maintained

Oh I like your little tea goblin

No, just a Pathfinder GM. I do have a Caine-do attitude though! (The automaton PC has recently grown a vestigal tongue from their encounter with a symbiotic fungal nightmare swamp representative of their desire to assert themselves as an individual, I hope they love it <3)

I make little adventures for my friends to suffer through

Invisible Boyfriend. They later restyled themselves as Reptar

Best i can do for you is fryday. So long as the united states of america stands, it will always be fry day

Pants

Mfs really said “hey lets make skirts but uncomfy” and we ate it up

Make friends

Like five wireless chargers scattered through your home wherever it is you usually just drop and forget your phone

Also, a little frame-controller for your phone, you can play warframe on that thang

Strictly, no. The human spirit yearns for it though, and I think it shoukd be given a treat from time to time.

Sorry, everything is politics not just on lemmy