I thought that was just me! Yeah I tried a couple of pieces and it literally tasted like the yellow Capn Crunch piece, but unsweetened and dusted in cheese

I liked it better when it was just popcorn tbh

I never caught that but you’re right!

Sheesh, pirates in general are just getting absolutely nerfed

Somehow, this feels like a subliminal message

Wth, I didn’t even notice that lmao

Can’t have sharp edges in the font, so I guess can’t have a sharp edged weapon either

The real pirate, now HE has seen some seven seas shit. He’s genuinely got the drive, the ambition for baubles and doubloons

Just look at that crazy eye. Bro has yo’d some hella hos, and yar’d some hella hars

Sidenote, the circular text and serif font just make the original logo FEEL nautical and official too

I get that you’re exhausted. It’s okay to resent the world and feel what you feel

Just don’t lose hope. Nobody can take that away, no matter how hard they try