Fuck the news anyway

Now do fox news and maybe I’ll come back

lol no

Why did you nuke the year from the expiration date? Is it from 2024???

Nothing I wish for you is going to affect anything that’s already happened in your day

Tell her she’s gonna have to find that out for herself

Religion

Umm, a towel?

It’s this kind of shit that will ultimately motivate me to unionize.

Mint tea

Key the vehicle and slash all the tires.