The time was ten years ago. We’re boned.

How was your day, dear?

It was… Lovely, actually.

A tripwire that sets off a bunch of confetti when they find your corpse.

Plex server go brrrrr

This was the most respectful internet debate I’ve ever seen.

The History Channel makes compelling arguments for how extra-terrestrials built the pyramids. Compelling doesn’t always equal true.

Essentially, yeah. Now that the “covid vaccines are poison” stuff has died down he’s back on the “modern society hates straight white men” train.

I have no way to prove it, I guess, but I promise you it is real.

Yes? I have friends with all sorts of political beliefs.

What the fuck is even that

I assumed he copied it from Twitter.

Thanks.

Trust me, we’ve all mentioned it to him. He’s convinced nobody likes him because he’s a conservative.

Thats cool. I have so many questions. Is it visibly smaller than your other teeth? Did the corresponding adult tooth come in? If it fell out now would you still get tooth fairy money?

Totally depends on your age and style, but check out streetwear communities. Its super flashy but the basics of proportions and colours can be applied to any casual outfit.

Get some jeans that fit and some neutral (not graphic) t-shirts and you’ll be ahead of a lot of people.

Some weird grammar in that article. I thought it was AI at first.

a figure skater attempting to spin faster will draw her arms tight to her bodies, and thereby reduce her moment of inertia.

How many bodies does she have?

Higher up you were talking about a travel writer marrying a doctor. Those motherfuckers are rich.

Poor impulse control

Smoke weed in the woods because I never really stopped being fourteen.

27?! I would actually die. We keep ours at 19.

Zoids toy, Zoidberg lobster.