Halloween.

That’s how a census works. They’re trying to understand how many people are in the country, including tourists. USA doesn’t do that, but I hope you’re not confusing the census for voting rights.

If you ignore the thing in the mail, they send a person to your house to knock and ask the exact same questions.

Spaghetti, rice, potatoes, all are pretty much “boil water and set a timer.” I also enjoy the preseasoned chicken and pork from the grocery store. Turns out better than when I season it myself and the only step is to heat it up.

Take any sort of stance? Other than “sad AI.”

Something about sponsorships. I asked, “how does 1 person leaving a comment on TikTok = headline news?” but she was right the last time I had doubts.

“We won’t actually do anything about gun control. Here’s an AI meme of sad mascots instead.”

The cost is high and they don’t want to give it to regular unpaying customers yet. So IDK, 1 year?

Check the page in archive.org