Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸

Not all flights include Wi-Fi, even if the plane is equipped with it

Humans.

All birds are reptiles

More than half in my experience. I get to save my cat and make the world a better place for 1 and also 2 statistically

They probably assumed most of the Elvis fans already knew his story. After all, can you really “spoil” history?

Ahhhhh dang it so close! Next year DON’T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT lol

But… it’s charging?? Why did you charge it PAST 69?

Damn, that’s really stupid

Around me in these situations there’s usually a lane dedicated to the merging traffic. So like turning right onto a ramp to get on the interstate, you stay in your lane without risk of getting sideswiped, then once you’re up to speed it merges with the interstate traffic. Is that not the case for you?

This right here for me, I’m pretty tall too and can’t afford first class so if I’m about to be cramped for 3+ hours I’m gonna stretch my legs first

Traffic fucked us here too. Left with what I thought was plenty of extra time. An hour into the drive and another hour had been added to the GPS. Turned around at that point because we just weren’t going to make it.

Just some nerdy things I’m into, and also the “fun” subs, so like retro handhelds, rubik’s cubes, lightsabers, knives, stuff like that and then just the general “funny” and “meme-y” subs, I know they exist here but it’s always depressing or political or boring-dystopia-esque and I need more light hearted stuff lol

How do you milk a fridge?

I’ve unfortunately found myself back on reddit here and there for some niche communities, and also to just not be so depressed by the news, politics, and Linux that permeates EVERY FUCKING COMMUNITY regardless of the focus of that community. We all seriously need to branch out here a bit.

But the socks are already on your feet at that point? Unless you sometimes forget which foot is which lol

Usually it’s my own stupidity, clumsiness, dumb decisions, or ignorance, and knowing that just makes me more angry :/

GRANDSON, GRANDSON, GRANDSON EVERY DAY. You’ve probably heard them, I love Dirty

Right, like I love how he’s showing something falsely advertised, and these idiots are like, “no, it was the OTHER thing that was falsely advertised that’s the problem!”, like it can’t possibly be TWO shitty products.

Ask me tomorrow.

I think the question is why the fuck is everyone’s feet in this thread so goddamn stinky that y’all need daily changes of socks even if it’s like a weekend day or something