You’re not doing a very good job of selling it, but the concept has merit.

At this moment the scene that comes to mind is Data asking Worf to take care of Spot.

Sonic Adventure 2 on Dreamcast was peak Sonic. Those things in the controller had a minigame within a minigame for extra costumes and food for the chao.

Can’t call em Nazis, so that’s the next worst thing on the list.

Don’t go to any trouble. I thought you might have a quote in mind.

What “things in the bible suggest other gods”?

How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

You do seem talented at expressing yourself in writing. Something there worth exploring?

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

For me its like a constant cold symptom. Runny or stuffy nose, sneeze attacks, swelling and redness, stuff everyone gets when they get sick.

2 specific pills per day keeps it under control most of the time. Some days nothing can save me. I had to try so many different medicines to finally find what works for me. My stuff doesn’t work for my sister. You’ll just have to try stuff until something works, like an episode of House M.D.

Are you being a big baby? I dunno man, everybody has their struggles. I’ve had my whole life to become numb to this problem. Maybe you’re just not used to it?

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.

You and the thong both make good points

Seems like a pants problem

I cannot read this sentence. I have tried 3 times but nothing is reaching my brain.

The year was 1990. A kid stole my WWF ring and wrestlers. I will never forgive or forget.

The Co-Main Event Stuff You Should Know Space Nuts Joy

Fly on the Wall, Smartless, and WTF, but only when they have interesting guests.

Believe You Me and Morning Kombat, but only when I’m in the right head space.

Here’s an extra easy acoustic version of Release by Pearl Jam: em, d The strumming pattern is important. (Em) Up down… (d) up down… (em) up down… (d)up down. When you get comfortable with that, throw in a little extra casual strumming in between on whichever chord you’re still on. When you’re comfortable with that, try singing along too. Very simple but once you get it, it can be pretty hypnotic.

Godzilla, pure f-in filler, keep your mind off the real killer

When I was the kid, the house rule was French at home, English everywhere else. Kind of like your plan but stricter. Now that I’m the parent, the kids are in French Immersion school, so at home we do 50/50.