How did all that porn get in the woods? Was there some kind of Horny Appleseed sprinkling porn mags across the country?

No

Maybe ask your real dad

Malcom in the middle did it

You can call your cat anything you want, they still won’t come.

They dont- you can sign up for all evening classes if you want

They aren’t confessing, they’re bragging

Its the feeling that autocorrect is going to fuck up your question 1 millisecond before you click post.

Parasol

Im 100% sure it makes a difference.

Both of my kids were communicating with body language by like 3 weeks. For example I could say “do you want a bottle?” And they would get all excited, or not, if they werent hungry. And I noticed with both kids the first thing they figured out was how to return a smile. Strangers get a kick out of it when an infant looks them in the eye and smiles.

Part of this is that you have to pay attention to them and respond. The feedback is what helps them learn fast, which they cant get from TV.

(I dint have anything anything against TV, just saying its not a substitute for human interaction)

They are 4 and 7 now and both have always had a surprisingly large vocabulary and speak clearly for their age.

Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

Paint.

Whats it called?

brb gotta tell my son I love him

Maybe try a language you both understand

Its a trick to focus your attention away from your real enemy

That’s a lynching.

Microwave it on its side.

You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn’t protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

We dont want poors getting educated