Local walmart assigns the most pathetic people to the receipt checker job. Its always either the frail old lady or the 3ft tall guy.

I often use Turd Fergusson

I dont think you understand the game

Why not both

Shoes

The latex would still snap back to its original shape, which would at least look similar to a normal pop.

Mock them.

You can mail a check but postage aint free

Tell that to my HOA!

Always use protection

Arrrrrr

Fuck that pain in the ass and fuck Israel

Explain seltzer

Bro doesn’t need talking for Africa-dar to get a lock.

The actual size of the universe is actually not measurable. It exceeds the distance that we can observe because off the speed of light.

It might be infinite and we can never know if we measure it using light.

Lots more

Some sort of energy-absorbing energy shield or force field? Doesn’t exist yet.

Even in Star Trek, anything with a shield has some sort of weapons too.

“Emotionally” is most of it I think. Shitty drunks WANT to be shitty and they feel excused.

Her eyes must be fucked

Sounds like communism