

I also love Chris Cornell’s NCTY and damn near anything by Leo Morachioli…


I also love Chris Cornell’s NCTY and damn near anything by Leo Morachioli…


“It’s called ‘inter-species erotica’, Fuck-o.”


I had an Army recruiter call me when I was in H.S. After his initial "sales pitch’ I told him I didn’t believe in the military. That asshole was positively apoplectic. He went on the predictable “if-it-wasn’t-for-the-military-we’d-all-be-speaking-Russian” screed, to which I just hung up on him.


Insurance workers/administrators. They are there to prevent you from getting the healthcare you need. Luigi did nothing wrong. The night that human shit-stain got shot, Luigi was at my house drinking beers and playing cards.


The number of hoops you have to jump through will be proportional to how much money you have.


I’m an atheist so I’ll probably be in Hell, but my Grandma was an atheist, so I guess I’ll get to see her too!


You mean like hand-waving someone’s opinion away by calling them a Nazi?


I’ve been accused of being right wing on Reddit, but also on Lemmy, by those carrying water for Blue MAGA otherwise known as the Democratic Party. The only reason I never “went back to Reddit” Is because that’s not an option for me. I know the term “gaslighting” is overused these days, but that’s what it is when someone who champions the Dems tells a twinkle-toed pinko commie like me that I’m a “right-wing troll”.
I’m registered as independent but I am by no means a “centrist”. In current vernacular, I’m a "tankie’. I’m to the left of Bernie Sanders, who in my opinion, is just controlled opposition for the democrats who are the other right-wing party running this shit-hole country.


Kick the wife and fuck the dog.


With this shithole economy, assuming you live in the U.S., I wouldn’t put it past them to repeal the ADA. You might be safer keeping it under your hat for now.


My gf’s copays were $20 last year, they’re $55 now. fuck United Health. we need more Luigis.


I would say you’re better off just because they can’t auto-brick your car remotely because your account isn’t up to date.


I was banned for expressing a political opinion. I was annoyed that someone else was trying to shoehorn politics into an art appreciation sub, to which I responded in a visceral way, typical of an alcoholic who had been dry for less than a week.


One place I worked at was my 3rd or 4th print shop. Years ago, to save money on production costs, we would have to “gum the plates”. This involved cleaning and then “gumming” sets of used plates so they could be reused later. Once while at the plated gumming station I was gumming a set of six plates we had used to print a 6-color job. I was a helper on the six-color, but two color presses only had one man crews. One guy pipes up and tells me: “Hey, new guys have to gum all our plates.”
“Yeah? Bite me!”
“No, really!” this dickhead said.
“No, really!” I answered while grabbing my crotch in the universal gesture of disrespect.


If you live near Pawtucket,
Do not drink from the communal bucket.
The local water stinks,
So I only drinks,
Bottled water or vodka, so fuck it.


To be clear, I’m not against the Ukraine people, just their corrupt fascist government, just like us (the U.S.).


I got kicked off of Reddit for saying “fuck Ukraine” when some little bundle of twigs said they liked a certain Van Gogh painting because “it matches the color of the Ukraine flag”. That was in r/museum, where you’d think there wouldn’t be much political horseshit.


Give it a couple more years and they’ll be making Noah’s Ark and Golgotha play sets. Oligarchs have no shame about virtue signaling to whoever holds the brass ring.
I do, based on an older vid from the guy CADmonkey referenced. My hot tap water gets to about 120°F.