The obvious answer here is to get on an excel community, post your attempt at it and claim it is working perfectly, then wait for someone more knowledgeable to angrily correct you.

Plato o plomo

NSN#

I understand the program and/or participants were pejoratively referred to as “McNamera’s Morons”. They had an absolutely dismal survival rate for what I imagine are super obvious reasons. Beyond fucked up and still somehow not in the top 5 of fucked up shit our government and/or military has done to our own citizens.

This is why Forrest and Bubba went to Nam, and why Lt. Dan was not super thrilled to have them in his squad.

Lo mein

17 assuming those are boxers and 18 has boxer briefs? Otherwise 18 if it’s just “shorts shaped dude underwear” in general.