There is no such thing as international law despite what you’ve heard

Ah yes, turdwise and widdershits as it was known in the olden days, before the invention of sundials

Or you could be neutral, why do neutrals always get oppressed

So that’s why my disk space has gone down so much

Probably means Australian broadcasting company which is a similar setup to BBC but without the ridiculous TV licensing

1 space is deliberate, 2 spaces is careless, 3 spaces is heartless, but 4 spaces is priceless