…a couch!

I think it’s true that any conservative is part of the party cause they are repressed.

Every conservative i know personally is ultra repressed, so at least anecdotally, this tracks.

Dang, that’s crazy. Join me next week to see me react to another crazy video!

Ah yes. You must be the common clay of the new west.

I don’t see a MS-13 hand shoved firmly up Trump’s ass, so…

It worked. Some people had their sense of humor shot off in highschool.

Can’t go wrong here.

That’s a lot of filet o’ fish wrappers.

I probably wouldn’t have killed John Lennon if that was the case.

You always left me satisfied.

Huh, she said the same thing…

A little bowlegged, but otherwise fit as a fiddle.

Nope. Came out of the womb at 37.

Anything Self-Help. They’re usually just a vehicle to sell more shit.

“If you’re looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? Also, if you’re reading it in a book, folks, it ain’t self-help. It’s help.”

St. George Carlin

I now have negative desire to read this.

My exact thought as well. It was mandatory in HS, and i just never got the hype. Holden Caufield is a whiny phony.

I have several ol’ reliables:

Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”

Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”

Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”

Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”

There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.

I got into an argument with my dad a couple days ago about this exact thing.

I was bitching that despite being given unlimited power, Biden just fucked off and let the carion eaters have their way with the corpse of America. His response? “It’s all Biden’s fault.” He’s being sarcastic and thinks he’s making fun of maga, but he’s right. This shit is Biden’s fault. And Garland’s, and all the other bitches in Blue. He actually thinks I’m defending fucking TRUMP when i point out Dems fuckups. He goes on and on about how politics isn’t a team sport, but then he engages in fucking tribalism, just like the magats.

It’s infuriating.

Complete non sequitur, but i knew someone about 20 years ago that referred to herself as Sara Tonin. Hope she’s doing ok.

Grant was special. I could write a novel just about him and his two younger brothers, and not make a single thing up.

One time, he proudly declared that we could drive over his head with a pickup truck, and all he needed was a throw pillow from the couch to avoid road burn.