No chocolate lagoon love? Nobody wants a sample of my pasta?

But do wiz on the electric fence.

Can’t watch out; they gots m’eyes!

Giggity.

I was gonna say “Dunning-Krugers gonna Dunning-Kruger.”

I just laminated a bunch of cards that say Wile E. Coyote; Super Genius and hand them out. Saves time.

E: ducking autocorrupt

…a couch!

I think it’s true that any conservative is part of the party cause they are repressed.

Every conservative i know personally is ultra repressed, so at least anecdotally, this tracks.

Dang, that’s crazy. Join me next week to see me react to another crazy video!

Ah yes. You must be the common clay of the new west.

I don’t see a MS-13 hand shoved firmly up Trump’s ass, so…

It worked. Some people had their sense of humor shot off in highschool.

Can’t go wrong here.

That’s a lot of filet o’ fish wrappers.

I probably wouldn’t have killed John Lennon if that was the case.

You always left me satisfied.

Huh, she said the same thing…

A little bowlegged, but otherwise fit as a fiddle.

Nope. Came out of the womb at 37.

Anything Self-Help. They’re usually just a vehicle to sell more shit.

“If you’re looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? Also, if you’re reading it in a book, folks, it ain’t self-help. It’s help.”

St. George Carlin