Gunshots. Hard to stay hard wondering if you’re about to acquire some new holes, but I guess it depends on your kinks.

Freddy’s

I just googled him and the first thing that came up is that his mother bought him a vasectomy for his birthday. She knows lmao

CLR usually works quite well for stuff like this. It’s a spray cleaner. I think it stands for Calcium, Lime, Rust remover.

Yes, and I think, potentially, that it could be so advanced that we don’t have the ability to recognize some or all of them.

I would replace it with something that doesn’t rot, like Hardie Sierra 8. It’s expensive, but if installed correctly it’ll last forever.

By it’s name, maybe?