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1 month agoHello my name is Doug, I’m 40+ years old and I’m a fucking idiot.
I mean I guess part of me knew, I have been to Subway and watched them slice the fucking bread. But when I see baguettes at the store I think “hm, just like Olive Garden, I can make tiny baguette slices!” I don’t think “yeah time to make some killer sandwiches.”
…I’m going to blame my autism for this one. It probably isn’t true, but I’m gonna blame it anyway.
I mean the sterility of his appearance could’ve fooled me.