“Jo Nipple actually proves she’s a cunt face”

The crowd: “WE’RE WALKIN’ HERE!”

Shockingly infuriating.

I have a way with these things.

You are insufferable.

Couldn’t agree more. Social media isn’t the problem, sure. The hyper aggressive algorithms that most of them use are extremely harmful to individuals and society.

He’s just being argumentative. Some people think that’s a personality trait.

Well, duh. That’s the problem. That’s what I’m saying. That’s like saying beer doesn’t cause alcoholism, the alcohol in it does. You’re being pedantic.

I get your point, but it’s not some GOTCHA, like you think it is. I’m an adult and Lemmy doesn’t use algorithms to instill emotions or push ads. It also is moderated as to where hate speech is less likely. You can go on Meta products and make comments about gassing Jews, calling blacks monkeys, and so on.

Moral panic? Dude, social media is a fucking scourge. It’s not some 80s Satanic panic bullshit. It seriously hurts kids.

Ok, put your dog on.

Is she on now?

First off, I must start off my argument with a question. “Who’s a good girl?” Now, that we’ve established that, I need you to listen. Sit. Good girl. Stay. Now… RADISH GOOD. GOOD RADISH.

Let me know if she likes them now.

Did Lemmy just become a radish place?

Big Radish had my cousin murdered. He was a small town Radish farmer and peddler. Had a small farm and stand. Made an honest living. They sent in their enforcers. They burned down his radish…

…sorry I needed a minute. This is hard for me. They burned down his farm. They dug a hole in the ground and buried him with his head sticking out of the ground and taunted him. They called him “radish boy” and chanted, “TAPROOT TAPROOT TAPROOT!!” Until eventually they pulled him out by his head, snapping his neck. One said, “This one is rotten!,” and left him in the ground.

You may ask how I know all the details. The farm was well-equipped with cameras. Also, I was there. Also, I was paid by big Radish to do it.

Radishes are amazing.

I think George Bush was a bad president. I think Donald Trump is the human equivalent of a giant tick sucking the blood out of a dog # hemorrhoid.

Like the Black Panther?

SPOILER ALERT:

Sorry? Hell naw. Double down. Make it their fault. Get even more mad than them. Brandish your gun. Then brandish your second gun. Fire a warning shot towards their vehicle. Finish your beer in case you need to get out of the car. Challenge other driver to fisticuffs. Lose. Go home and explain to wife why you lost another fight. Get sad. Go to bar. Get really drunk. Pass out on stoop of the Wayne County Building. Miss work for the 3rd time this month. Get fired. Get kicked out of house by wife. Move into bachelor apartment. No artwork on walls. Only Kroger brand bread, condiments, and cheese slices in fridge. See kids every other weekend. Start going to AA meetings on a whim. Find new job. Hit the gym. Find new hobbies. Meet new girlfriend. Come to terms with faults and find peace through meditation and mindfulness. Experience growth. Drive to work one day. Accidentally cut a guy off. Double down…

Because no one wants to see their fanfic, furry, anime, drawings.

On Lemmy?

This is Lemmy. Ain’t no one here surprised by this. We’ve been shouting at each other that this would happen for 2 years.