It’s pretty slapdash and unprofessional using a variety of other people’s projects but I will make a guide for easy, reliable assembly of a federated google reader equivalent when I am satisfied with my shitty fork. The whole misskey fork community is a travesty tho bc misskey has some ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴᴀʙʟᴇ design choices. Will keep ya ppsted

They’re in every country if you are in an urban area I swear! They have too many highly educated diaspora Iranians not to have those limes within a few miles

Honestly it’s better to use an RSS server and then manage the feeds in one single RSS feed so you don’t have to shuffle around any kind of local readers. That will make most of them a lot more bearable since their biggest issue is organization. For editing lists of RSS feeds I recommend RSSGuard as it has the best filesystem-like management. Otherwise just use regular expressions on the OPML file

Sockethub (RSS/XMPP/IRC bridge) for Conversations/Cheogram or the Delta/Arcane Chat bots are my personal choice because chronologically bumping the feeds makes sense to me, muting/archiving/custom notifications is easy to manage, as is inviting collaborators.

I actually have invented something better than Google Reader (including the social aspect) but it’s kind of a secret rn 🤫

Good to write down the ratios when you do this, it can create new Established Unofficial Soups

The limes seem like they’re hard to find but every Persian cuisine grocery has it. It’s incredibly easy to farm thousands of husband points with this, perhaps too easy.

By this logic some laundry machines make soup. Make it make sense! Yikes! Deeply unserious! Do better!

Parboiled and sauteed broccoli is basically the greatest food on earth

Also for the ramen check this out player https://share.temu.com/U6ZSfRHQISC (topsun seafood vegetable mix)

Look at the protein and fiber in this stuff! It’s also DELICIOUS

COVID destroys your natural immunity, it progressively gives you an autoimmune disease. I have some obscure health quibbles with Moderna and Pfizer etc, but the main issue was turning the vaccines into a tool of imperialism. If I could have waved a magic wand I would have chosen a vaccine developed in China or Nicaragua.

The natural immunity does not come from rolling around in the dirt. Shit like that actually taxes your immune surveillance and makes you get precancerous growths skirting by undetected. The immune system and the brain are not your biceps or your heart, and for that matter, prolonged muscle strain weakens while resistance training strengthens. Is going to the gym natural? No it’s superior and augments natural fitness.

Natural immunity comes from keeping your blood sugar low overall and without spikes, having a healthy amt of fiber, protein, potassium, physical activity, low stress. This rejuvenates the cute little cellular sugar forcefields we all love so the spike protein cannot get through

Spinach or herb stews are good husbandslop make her some ghormeh sabzi

It sounds weird but like 4:1:1 oats, wheat gluten, and wheat bran is a really easy way to double the fiber and protein. That’s more for a raisin cinnamon green apple kind of thing no idea how it would go with weird vegetables

Nice yeah you can make sour cream and stuff the old school way, never tried it. I don’t trust whatever yeasts n whatnot would be in the air around here not to spoil it

Well aware, I have a pressure cooker now, I saw the light several years ago.

No, that was the microbes’ work. Do better

“Delicious soup is made by combining different ingredients.” - Xi Jinping

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

Yep! I am hopelessly addicted to RSS. On a daily basis I probably use a thousand feeds minimum in some capacity

Sadly, no. Look over the RSSHub docs to see the measures people take to scrape various websites and services such as Telegram or Twitter. Instagram is flat out impossible

The chickens came home to roost again ✈️🏢

It’s cool yeah. But not unenshittified. Many sites enshittify their own RSS feeds, demanding workarounds like caching, reformatting, or scraping, using tools like RSSHub.

Wait, think about what you’re saying! This is like how people imagine a car accident to be a quick end, but then they get maimed before burning to death or asphyxiating. There is no need to tough it out and take your chances with the Futurama suicide booths or whatever! You can leave!

There’s a lot of fun stuff coming soon, stick around if possible.

Not practical advice for a large slice of the public, particularly young people. What do we tell them?