

I work for a company that has a deal with Microsoft to use it for confidential information. Im told I can give it anything, so its not on me if they steal data.
At the bottom of the screen it always says they dont guarantee its responses are accurate. In tiny print.




As a 20 yo country kid living in an urban area for school, I got into hard drugs (sober for some time now).
On one occasion I met up with some folks in a crack house to make a purchase. I sat by myself in the front of the living room. It was divided from the rest of the room by a pile of furniture with blankets wrapped to make a wall, like a crack head blanket fort.
A kitten came up to be meowing very insistently, and I picked it up. It furiously licked my fingers, which had crack soaked into them (it melts and if you stupidly touch it then, it soaks in). I yelled over the blankets, “hey I didn’t know you had kittens.” The proprietor yelled back, “yeah dont worry about dropping anything here, theyll clean it up fast.” It was a house full of crack addicted kittens.