I went to various Christian schools and had one teacher bend me over her knee and paddle me. But I was already taller/bigger than her. So ironic that I ended up liking short women and spanking. Like, what are the odds!?

And we will not take being fired well.

Just imagine a cult of personality. One person who demands/secures blind allegiance such that they are effectively the sole remaining authority on any given topic infected by the cancer, ranging from education to health care to myriad other policy decisions.

Me, too, but I never thought of it like that!

Now I want to wear nose plugs when I cook and see if it tastes better.

Amen.

Good luck with your new “first day of school!” Hope it goes well!

Depends on where in America, too. It literally is question #1 in D.C., but has been less so elsewhere, in my experience.

I hear this every year and it never happens. Can someone get Gabe Newell on the line?

Technically, he’s in office because he won an election. But he did that by being in the pocket of numerous lobbies and in the good graces of the Democrats’ campaign operation. If you don’t do those things, your odds of winning are vanishingly small. So he’s borderline untouchable.

I’ll take that bet! You’re gonna look pretty silly soon.

That’s so nutsack!

I hope you achieve all of that. I just wish it didn’t inevitably lead to the fall of Taiwan this September.

Buddy, you’re not gonna fucken believe this…

which he holds because he received the most votes from the state of New York

Technically?

Mistakes, yes. Unintentional, no.

Hadn’t seen this before.

What was that 80s TV show about the alien who lives with the family? Arf!

Close enough! What a smart girl!

I could starve myself to death!

Alison Krauss