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Edit: I misunderstood the assignment but the link is funny so I’ll keep it up

I’ve been using Power Toys to get some of that sweet stuff back. You can install it without admin access so it even works on clamped down corporate hardware.

Basically you can set up a quick switcher (Command Palette) and you can type to search, and use parameters to quickly only find a certain thing (app, file, folder), or just run a command or run math without using the calculator.

Tried imdb but the song isn’t listed. Perhaps some site or app that can recognise songs will be helpful?

That skit was funny though, thanks for the laugh!

What you listed is what escorts do, minus the sex. Hence why I combined the two professions.

Do you have a partner? If so, how does your work influence your private life?

I don’t mean this in a demeaning way, but isn’t that just an escort + prostitution?

You’re getting paid for company is one, getting paid for sex is two.

We don’t really need any of those mnemonics because it’s a perfect system

More seriously there is the “King Henry Died, Drinking Chocolate Milk” for the Kilo (1000) Hecto (100) Deca (10), Deci (0.1) Centi (0.01) Milli (0.001), but that doesn’t really help with measuring on the spot, aside from being able to get the prefix right.

There’s an average step being 1 meter, but thats less useful for people with shorter legs unless they want to join the ministry of silly walks.

One that I use often is converting meters per second to kilometers per hour. Because 1 meter per second is 3600 meters per hour or 3.6 kilometers per hour, you can actually skip the multiply by 3600 and then divide by 1000 and just multiply by 3.6.

But aside from time conversions, there isn’t really anything else that can help because it’s just moving the decimal.

Slightly related, you can tell how far away lightning is by listening for the thunder and counting the seconds. Sound travels at 346 m/s so every 3 seconds is roughly 1 kilometer away. But I suppose you can do the same for miles and count to 5.

I don’t say no, I say yes and put my discomfort for anything aside, other people’s wants are more important than my feeling

I don’t know why no one is mentioning this, but your feelings are valid and important. Assuming you extend this to people you’ve just met, eventually someone will either take advantage of this or think you like them because you don’t say no, even when uncomfortable.

Don’t do that to yourself. Whatever you did (as a kid), you don’t deserve that.

Partner is also suffering from depression so every freaking time I begged to please turn the tv off, it’s just ended in a 30 minute therapy session at home on how I can improve myself.

Eh, what? What does being depressed have to do with you asking to turn off the TV? I feel like they are using this against you, but there’s not a lot of info to go by.

Perhaps a solution would be to get them headphones, too.

Yup, same! Our agents don’t make themselves “available”, they make themselves “free of charge” (gratis)

I’ll have to check the reorder one, but that’s funny too. Billion dollar company!

Localized Office is a big heaping pile of trash. In my language in Teams you need to toggle “Show number” on, to hide showing your number. Make it make sense.

The two apps I have (Sync and Thunder) already do this when I hit search when on a community, so I guess it’s a matter of time.

That’s not true. You need to signal when changing lanes. Going back after overtaking constitutes changing lanes.

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Ditch all my devices and move halfway across the globe. That would probably do it.

I’ve blocked the whole instance ani.social and since then I don’t get softcore anime tits anymore.

Was a tough choice because instances usually host a ton of other communities and users but it just became unbearable like you mentioned.

edit: a side-effect is that users from a blocked instance replying to your comments will not show up in your inbox. Figured I should mention that so you can weigh the pro’s and con’s

Why would you max out credit and mortgage if your job pays well?

Meaning guy is so obsessed with the woman, give all money to her no matter what - at the same time not giving himself any care because no money left for him?

This is not how healthy relationships work. It seems like you’re trying to goad us into some direction when the answer is just very simple: genetics.

Indeed. Really puts things into perspective

OP, your answer is in this thread

If the instance admin is inactive, then it might be best to switch instances, yeah.

Praying for death by snu snu…

Welp…