Or in greentext ;-)

Alien and Aliens. But only because Aliens was deliberately a different genre: so it’s a bit of a stretch.

Stomp stomp

That’s a little disappointing.

Inland port -> Portland seemed nice and tidy

But why was Portland one of the options?

I just realized why it’s called Portland.

In my defense, I’ve never seen a map of it before.

Gotta buy a new JPU for better Jrafix

They’re the same G.

Bah! I knew it didn’t look right when I wrote it.

I believe that’s the origin of the current trend. Typing on a T9 keypad.

There was a parallel ‘733t sp34k’ trend on bulletin boards around the same time.

I imagine that they merged to some degree.

It’s a tough watch alright.

Watch Whiplash?

Bayyle Beyond the Stars is just Yhe Magnificent Seven in space, which was The Seven Samurai in the west.

Pilot from Farscape

Iceland is volcanic and consequently incredibly young compared to pangea.

Yes, like a normal person 😉

Remove the entire pole.

Apologies. I’d misread your comment.

There’s a few things that don’t add up in your recollection of events.

You are being lied to, not necessarily directly by your mother.

If that’s if going to be a problem to deal with you might want to consider dropping the whole thing.

He didnt show up until after I had been born.

That’s a little odd. Is he your biological father?