Don’t engage. Make sure you are the closest to the door and not in grabbing distance. Remove yourself from the situation. Implement whatever response system your hospital has for threats of personal violence. Acknowledge that grieving people are not rational people while understanding that this does not give them an excuse to berate you.

No

Lemmy has good apps. Reddit does not. Easy as.

Anyone else like food when they’re extremely hungry?

A good dealer never uses.

But my nuclear attack sub should be hidden in the depths off the gulf of guinea. How did it end up on the dark net?

I’m down. The safe word is ‘wenches’.

Anatomical pathologist

100/120

Watermelon with orange garnish

‘Sir, would you like some video with your ad?’

Laughs in Australian with regular +30°C Christmases

Teamcloaca?

Your sister is your mother Your father is your brother You all fuck one another A tassie family

Inventing gravity and shit. What an asshole.

He’s survived through pure dumb luck

No

Paraplegics in shambles rn.

The irresistible urge to consume at least one billionaire. They would think that if they don’t eat a billionaire they would die. Hilarity would ensue.

I love listening to behind the bastards on blue aprons child hunting island.