Page colors that looked like Skittles vomit.

Put it with rest of investments. Wait a year till capital gains kick in then probably retire on interest.

He could go away and I’d never miss him.

They faked a label. Executives need to go to prison.

Anyone can sue anyone else for anything. That doesn’t mean anything will come of it or even reach a courtroom.

There are laws that protect you when you offer help in most if not all states. Get familiar with yours.

No

Can’t get to work on iPhone. Apple fuckery?

He doesn’t need one. SCOTUS said it’s all legal.

Once Kevin Rose got into it it all went to shit.

For that we can all thank him.

These are such a fun read.

I use smartish grip cases for out and about. I like the texture on the edges.

If I’m not going any place I have a jetech slim case with similar (but not as much) texture. It’s really thin so I like it.

Oh screen protector I use inexpensive tempered glass. Never needed a $25 screen protector.

Raise corporate taxes. They’re not hiring anyway. Wealth tax. Cut military spending. Cut subsidies.

Hungry bears. Just gotta make sure they can’t get me!

It’s not supposed to be white like the restaurant. Browni(ish) is best.

Most register either as republicans or democrats and they vote same.

It’s really a team sport.

I’m over 50 so apparently I don’t count. But if I did I would say maximize salary. Live below your means. Invest because compound interest is your biggest ally.

The obvious question. Example: someone is eating soup. Someone else walks up, “so you’re eating soup, huh?”

Throw the packet away. Reserve a little water you boil in. Drain pasta. Add pepper, parm cheese and some of that water you reserved

#2. Cook a breaded chicken patty. Boil ramen noodles. Toss the packet. Plate the noodles. Top with chicken patty. Top that with red sauce. Finally add a sprinkle of mozzarella

Even if you have to grow your own lemons

I wanna google that so bad but I’m scared.