

Do you have the proper incantations and some candles as well? Don’t go into it unprepared.


Do you have the proper incantations and some candles as well? Don’t go into it unprepared.


Sleep apnea and bukake are linked? No wonder…


I’m an old fucker and can remember my earliest memories still. You have to do it though, because memories become less clear over time if unused. Unfortunately, we spend less time recalling memories because of our current over-stimulation in this entertainment rich world. Most of us do not let ourselves be bored (almost ever) now.
Tonight I played a game I hadn’t played since the early 90’s and just the graphics and sounds really brought back nostalgic feelings.


Home Depot got some fine brick my friend, fine brick indeed.


Pills that actually make your wang the size of an elephant trunk while making it prehensile.


You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.
/Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here

Generally, if you want to add a cable, they just year down your current home and have to rebuild it. Start with a contractor and tell him to bring his wrecking ball.


It’s possible, but I don’t hope for it. There are tradeoffs for everything. The more the population expands, the more content, yes, but the number of negative encounters goes up too.
I’m good with where it’s at now, but do recognize that I’m not necessarily average because I don’t stay on my phone for extended periods.

That sounds like a good option. Might be a good place for sneaky storage.


I lick it clean every morning. Isn’t that what everyone does?


That’s not a norm I’ve ever heard. More often than not, there is forgiveness because of the emotional attachment. Things work for a while, then it happens again. This keeps happening and deteriorating the trust until finally the relationship has mutated into an unrecognizable shadow of it’s former beauty.
Many people have experienced this, thus the given advice. I’ve learned that providing that kind of advice can damage the relationship with your friend (because of said emotional attachment), so I don’t bother. It’s something people have to learn on their own.


This is why I haven’t gone to the movies in many years. Add in the people who just can’t keep off their phones for 2 whole hours (or put them on silent) and that convinced me to invest in higher quality home entertainment.
Who’s going to start the YouTube channel for it called “Kennit?” where you see just what you can use it to do? First episode should be as an oar.


Because fuck that place, that’s why
I think infidelity varies, but one thing doesn’t: people who cheat and have zero remorse are not trustworthy.
You may have had a crush, but it sounds like you got lucky by missing out.
Sounds like true love to me


I’m in that boat. Outlook’s reporting function died too.
From what I’ve read of your responses, you point the finger at the boy’s parents for encouraging it because they’re wealthy. Were you not aware when you let him stay with you for the holidays? Isn’t it fairly obvious what would happen if you’re condoning them being together like that in the first place? I can appreciate being in an unideal situation, but from the outside it appears you helped to craft it.