I remember seeing an Australian Santa Claus wearing red boxers and santa hat, with the usual white trimmings. He arrived at the Christmas beach party on a surfboard with a little Christmas tree.

For Science!

To promote travel by car, Michellin started testing restaurants all over the country to give recommendations where automobilists could get a good meal on their tours.

Just because judges rule that the administration must pay SNAP benefits does not mean they will comply.

I, too, wanted to make them happy. They got a few handful of (good) sweets in their bag. But the look on their faces was priceless.

Actually, no. They were far better organized. Initially, you had to get an Arier-Nachweis (certificate of being aryan) to do a lot of things, and Jews and others were excluded from getting those.

Then, later, they basically took anyone without a certificate.

Nuns.

Sorry, can’t. I never sung it, and only heard it twice in my life.

Had some kids at the door a few minutes ago. Your “trick or treat” is a bit longer and elaborate in our language here, and involves the word for “wallpaper paste” as it rhymes with our word for “ghosts”.

So I replied with “Wallpaper paste? I think I have a bucket in the basement, just a moment!” And turned around towards the stairs.

You should have seen their faces…

So it is oficially a shitphone.

Time to go to the farm shop and get a bottle from the vending machine!

The “counting money” gesture? You still have to ask this?

The Evangelicals in the US are a rather crazy, radical bunch in comparison to Roman Catholics here in Europe. And while Catholics here are more conservative than Protestants here, they are rather civilized. In many European countries the members of the Catholic are more liberal than the leadership in Rome, and there is a lot of stress between the common people and the leadership, mainly to open up as much as the Protestants already have.

I was scratching my head about this “vaccination with 5G chips” when I heard it. Apart from not being feasible, I was wondering where they got this absurd idea from.

Until I stumbled over a product: You can buy syringes with embedded RFID chips. That you can use to track “best before” dates and lot numbers with. Or one can check if they forgot one inside the patient after a surgery. It has, of course, nothing to do with the contents of the syringes, and of course it is not 5G but NFC/RFID. But yea, for the stupid and confused this is close enough.

They don’t want drunken partygoers to get maimed or killed on the way home. Both to avoid problems with their workforce, and to avoid headlines.

The “best content” being ip-located ads, probably.

In the original post, this was 2.7m, but has been fixed since then.

You might be a few decimal places off.

Well, using markdown on a phone is like hammering screws into a wall, so don’t complain when the pictures fall off the wall.

Well, the Thorn character is the one that the English language transcribes with “th”. I see no problem with that.