It’s all Chad’s fault. We should just hang him

Show me where I was complaining thusly.

That’s the joke, sweetie.

They’re there for a reason. Once the context no longer exists - the task is complete, the partnership has lapsed, or I’ve decided that my cup of fucks runneth dry - I will close the relevant tabs, or even the entire window.

Months, even.

And what about when I don’t need it any more? Just leave them all in there, eventually cluttering up my bookmarks even worse than the tab situation?

Why spend all that time making and deleting bookmarks when I can just leave some tabs open? Also, too many sites are poorly designed and the desired data can’t be directly accessed from a URL.

I can almost never find things in my browser history. I keep windows with relevant tabs open on separate workspaces.

Why should I memorize songs that you like?

Your mistake was not expecting to need to replace all of the appliances.

They just sniff the finger

Oh yeah, I could ask any of my Iranian colleagues. Which actually exist this time.

Oh sure, I’ll just stop by one of the several Persian cuisine groceries on my block.

But no actually there’s a place a couple miles up I think I can find them, they had mahleb

That looks phenomenal. Need to find dried limes.

Not homemade sourdough garlic bread?

I made up a soup with spicy Italian sausage and spinach and you top it with grated Romano and it’s my wife’s favorite soup now.

That’s cute, keep it and add some friends for them later

I tried one once, it was weak and useless.

You put on pants for the store?

*Boooomers