minus-squareSkellyMonstera@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are your favourite jokes and puns?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoMy wife threw a bottle of omega-3 capsules at my head. It’s okay, I only sustained super-fish-oil injuries. linkfedilink
minus-squareSkellyMonstera@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•What would be a valuable thing to have memorized by heart?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoFour! I mean Five! I mean Fire! linkfedilink
minus-squareSkellyMonstera@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•What would be a valuable thing to have memorized by heart?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-26 months ago-.– linkfedilink
minus-squareSkellyMonstera@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Lemmings over 30 who try to stay active, what are you doing to accommodate for your incredibly decrepit bodies to avoid boo-boos?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoNOT GREAT, TBH linkfedilink
My wife threw a bottle of omega-3 capsules at my head. It’s okay, I only sustained super-fish-oil injuries.