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My oven lets me enter the temp on a number pad but still has 5 degree increments

Not only that, but at insect scales air has a much higher viscosity so it would be like trying to breathe molasses

There was a rule back in the 90s that the more words were used in the title of the software the worse it was. Adobe Photoshop was good. Corel DrawMaker 3.5 for Windows 98 Special Edition was crap.

You can bleach white socks which may be a factor in reducing athletes foot

I used to do this but now my state has virtual registration so they don’t send us free stickers in the mail.

Thanks for being the best kind of correct

For a while there Apple’s Power Macs were classified as weapons because they were capable of a gigaflop https://youtu.be/XjkoYlpf3EA

If you compare similar models, yeah. A modern Corolla is like 500 pounds heavier. Let’s not get started on trucks, or the fact that most cars are now SUVs.

Plus there’s a hell of a lot more of them.

And more roads. And more parking lots.

Cars now use too many resources.

I wish I was a crow biologist so I could help you. But I know crows like peanuts, so maybe a peanut, an almond, and a pecan and go from there.

Interspecies communication has to start slowly.

I like to imagine crows as lazy.

If I were a young parent I wouldn’t want something shiny, I’d want diapers.

I’d put out an array of snacks and see which one they pick first, then add more of that the next day.

If someone feeds my babies reliably and conveniently I’ll forgive them pretty quick.

They say it takes ten seconds to break trust but ten years to rebuild it, so OP is gonna have to play the long game.

No, a VPN provider that supports WireGuard, plus another WireGuard to get me on my network, and a custom iptables to handle the routing.

Always on a VPN. My house sends all traffic out through one, and I VPN back to my house when I’m out which puts me on the same connection.

Getting banned from a .ml instance is a fediverse right of passage

What if the real controlled opposition was the Republicans we met along the way.

So any country that does bad things is capitalist and the worse the things the more capitalister it is.

And they are absolutely for imperialism more than defense.

The USSR had a huge number of nukes, tanks, planes, and other warfighting equipment and they weren’t capitalist.

China also has a huge army and the biggest navy in the world by hull count. Also not capitalist.

A lot of societies produced war and suffering long before capitalism existed.

And humans built it.