or to do something really gross to keep the stuff in their digestive track longer.

Looking at you, rabbits.

You’d be shocked what they allow to be called leather. I expect the environmental impact of leather is far worse than the production of vinyl. Tanning is pretty nasty.

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

Don’t plan on renting a car to drive to those destinations. It’s certainly possible to drive from Montreal to Vancouver in 10 days but it won’t leave much time for hockey games.

I was recently at a Maya city on a tour. The Maya gave up on their cities and the citizens abandoned them. It makes me wonder if that can happen here, the abandonment of the ruling class.

There are more Maya now than there were at contact.

The real conspiracy is that the moon landing was just a way to get the public to be enthusiastic about devolping weapon systems.

You need to put yourself in the frame of mind of a kid who up until they heard rock and roll, Laurence Fucking Welk was the grooviest thing they’d heard.

I’m on redbuble. Getting paid from redbuble is a process. They give you hellofresh coupons unless you have a PayPal account and you give them your visa number. I said fuck that and put the overhead to the lowest it goes. I buy a lot of stickers from myself (like hundreds, I have reasons) and it says I’ve missed out on $15 so far. The artists aren’t getting fuck all. Good stickers though.

What makes you happy on an average day?

If you’re just going to pop out to the store, don’t neglect your wardrobe! Dress for the ditch, not your destination. If you slide off the road you don’t want to be freezing to death in your sneakers and hoody trying to dig your car out. Bonus points for bringing a shovel, trying to dig your car out with an ice scraper sucks.

Got caught in the drawer.

To prove you wrong I down voted this post and I don’t remember any interactions with you in the past.

Paint the town brown 🤘

Does no one know how a fireplace works? The room doesn’t fill with smoke because it goes up the chimney. Unless you do it wrong and close the flue.

A damn sight better than fucking corn.

10 packs of underwear for $8.99.

Anywhere else and it’s just sparkling cheese.

Love. The language of love.

Yes, it’s repairable, but it’s fairly involved. A fair amount of the sofa needs to be “undone” to get the arm off. How much work that is depends on how the couch is constructed. Then it becomes a matter of matching the leather, which probably won’t be possible to make it invisible.

I am an expert. Or at least an upholsterer. When you say the leg broke, what broke? Did it snap? Did it push into the sofa? Some legs have a bolt sticking out and screw into a T nut that is on the inside of the sofa.

Sometimes that punches in and just spins when you turn it. You have to pull the bolt out as hard as you can and try to get those prongs to grab wood. Most legs are one of 2 sizes. You could find another leg and bolt it back on.

It may also be a block of wood that screws to the bottom of the sofa. The holes are probably hidden by the felt scuff pad thing.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with propping it up on a brick or book or whatever. If you want to be less ghetto, take a leg from the back and move it to the front so your guests can’t tell your couch is propped up on blocks