Some would argue that shooting real cops wouldn’t make you an asshole either.

You still wouldn’t be legal for doing so. But I wouldn’t say someone is an asshole just because they killed a cop.

I know from experience, that cops enjoy being hate pegged by lesbians.

I mean, not my OWN experience, but lesbians have told me what they did.

What if the person before the pooper flushed, and then the pooper got 0% in the bowl.

Maybe it was written by him!!! Plot twist!!!

nor should you want to be

Found the part most parents struggle with!

So, basically a future “people of walmart” 20 years before it happens. So like an orgin story for idiocy.

Can I piss on their grave too? I don’t know your mom. I just know I’ll probably have to pee at some point after she dies.

Fuhrer, Pedolf Diddler

I’m stealing that.

Here’s the thing about that.

I still think Lee Harvey Oswald was a fall guy. That being said, whomever was resposible for killing Kennedy was a hero that saved the whole plannet.

This may sound harsh at first. But consider this. I challenge you to name another person from any country that brought us as close to WWIII with nukes as he did.

He actively sought out invading Cuba. He armed nukes in Turkey aimed at Russia, then acted surprised when Russia did LITERALLY THE SAME THING BACK!!!

There was a misconception back then that USSR had the advantage in nukes. In reality, the USA had close to 3x the number of nukes as USSR at the time. I still believe if Kennedy knew that, he would have gone all in on a nuclear attack. And I fully believe it would not have been fully effective. I also fully believe USSR would have retaliated. And once that happens, I don’t believe there is descalation. The cold war goes hot. And from there it’s impossible to predict what happens next. It all depends on how many nukes hit their target, and how many were shot down. In any event, I can’t imagine either side using all their nukes in one go. So now you have a hot war, where periodically one side or the other realizes they can wipe out a large portion of the others military.

This would lead to a situation where neither side would place their armies too close together. Which means now this evolves into a series of micro wars all around the world. And whichever side won would be THE superpower.

And no other president has brought us closer to that scenario. There was a time, for 3 weeks, when that was the expected result. USSR nukes pointed at USA, and USA nukes pointed at (mainly) Russia. Tanks for both sides on the east/west German border. Both sides hesitant to fire first. Both sides knowing what would happen if a single shot were fired. Eventually, backing up inch by inch. Both sides compromising.

Kennedy is the one who brought us to that point. He’s remembered fondly, simply because the vietnam war hadn’t escalated under his watch, even though thats what he WAS going to do. He fully prepared to do what Johnson did. His advisors were taking him down that path. But people forget that.

So you’re saying there’s a likelyhood that space aliens abducted him, and probed his little butthole, until he forgot who he was.

I mean, you’re saying there’s a chance, right?

Orrrrrrrrrr, and hear me out…

You build a tiny replica house so that the fly isn’t homeless. Then he’ll leave you alone.

His child raping days stopped?

It’s called Russia, and it’s been happening since the 1950s.

I haven’t heard of a school shooting in a long time. I can’t tell if that’s because they stopped happening, or if it’s because they happen so often that it’s not even considered newsworthy anymore.

I just ask, in a screaming tone, WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR???

They usually just look at me, and assume there’s been some kind of language barrier. Nope. I’m just referencing an obscure scene that nobody remembers from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. A film that came out in 1997. So a lot of people these days weren’t even BORN when that movie came out.

They said QUIETLY annoying. Things you wouldn’t speak up about. I feel like kidnapping world leaders doesn’t qualify as that. I’m American, and it’s been about a full day now, and it’s just now setting in just how insane it is that we just kidnapped a world leader. Just…took him. Meanwhile, here in the states, we’re also kidnapping random people off the street in unmarked cars for committing the crime of being not white.

These are things that should be screamed about, not silent.

It’s still Dec 31st.

Edit: Greetings all timezones east of here! It is now Jan 1st, and it is YOU who is behind!

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE!!! IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!!! but that might be because it’s cold as balls outside, so I’m having a salted caramel hot chocolate with marshmellows.

What? Yes I’m 42, but it’s fucking delicious!

Because if you show the original video, thats copyright infringement, and pirating of content.

Show the “reaction”, and it falls within fair use. Even if the reactor doesn’t DO anything.

Nope. I lived with a girl, and we got cats. Lived with her for the next 4 years with those cats.

We fell apart as a couple. I assumed she was going to take the cats. I wasn’t stopping her. But she wanted nothing to do with the cats.

Which, truth be told, was the outcome I wanted anyways. The cats always loved me more than her.

But for the next 10 years, anytime they’d be sleeping, and I’d pet them, they always snapped their heads up to see who it is.

It’s me. It’s always me.

I can get why they’d have that reaction for the first year. Still in the habbit of multiple people living with them.

But they ALWAYS checked, everytime, until the day they died. They were happy to see me, everytime, but they still checked.

…anyone got a nuke?