Micro-suffer

When you’ve been hired to manipulate public opinion. Seriously get a real job.

I suspect this is satire but in case its not. Its not the children themselves that are paying, its the parent that pays for whatever their critters demand.

I believe the consensus is that the most profitable target market are children and young teens.

The fuck it is!

The pyramids of Giza were glorified tombs. The emperor’s didn’t want people inside and I assume wouldn’t want them nearby. The colosseums were maintained by the roman government. And from what I heard the colosseums were reused for various purposes, just not much historical significance. Didn’t Mussolini use the colosseums?

The indoctrination of man’s best friend.

You must have seen the older phishing attempts with caller’s named “Potential Spam”

Not sure if that technique still works but you can still mark callers as junk/spam.

I just barely got this joke. Nice one

Is it possible that some hinges have hidden screws or use a different mechanism?

How can I adjust the force?

I need this in text message form

A counterpoint here, if people don’t talk about a problem, or in this case share, then the problem may go unresolved or intensify.

Multiply that by how many problems affect masses of people.

If you’re on an iphone you should be able to access reader mode or view. It bypasses JS and lets you view basic text and images.

There should be a three day holiday for when reddit officially dies. Photos of Spez everywhere with the quote “just noise”.

Your computer has been infected by a pornographic virus. You have 25 seconds to close all 517 popups using the office’s deadliest mouse.

Is the Simpsons good again?