Doesn’t seem to help 🫠

Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas

Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?

The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

Well you see I’m a major GEN er alllllllllllll

But seriously Wikipedia, YouTube guides, enthusiast forums. Usually try to read from multiple sources

Tutti frutti

Do you get carded at bars often? I looked younger than I was and was carded fairly often til I was about 30. Even then, since around 34 or so I don’t think I’ve been carded at all

Same, it’s been very slow, but it started then

Pretty much, though these days I usually make them open faced. The sriracha could soak into the bread too much if not consumed quickly enough

It’s delicious imo

Edit: I mostly eat them as an open faced sandwich. The sriracha can end up soaking into the bread, which I think can cut back on the spiciness too much

Sriracha mostly these days. If I was feeling sweet, I would probably go with raspberry

I really need to get on medication. Being able to do that “blank page work” is really the hurdle in front of me to advance my career

Mine was worse in the middle. In the period of time between me leaving the nest for college, and dividing labor by strengths with my wife. It’s certainly always been there looking back on it (got a diagnosis late at 35)

I’m having trouble formulating this coherently because I’m tired and have adhd but here goes. I think that by curtailing the absolute freedom of an individual you can give more actual freedom to more people. Essentially that the government isn’t the only place you should fear tyranny from. A strong government can prevent small tyrants from running roughshod over others. Eg don’t let someone/corps dump waste, this denies people clean water, natural beauty, etc. Robust social programs funded by aggressive taxation mean more people have the freedoms that health brings, freedom of movement via extensive public transport. It also should allow us to tackle big problems that need a lot of coordination, such as climate change

Having a strong central government, answerable to an educated populace. All necessary services are nationalized. Corporations are not people

Then we should do enough kegels to crush them

Well, he does wear lifts

A good way to make your own soap without artificial fragrances in them. My wife has skin sensitive to fragrances, and most commercial soaps have fragrance (even unscented Yeesh)

The appropriate response is that the debt must be repaid in kind, within the fortnight, lest their house fall into disrepute